In the army

[White Boi]

 

[Settler]

I love copy and past

[Settler]

No doubt Settler's up to more copy and paste.
There's a good boy....

[Linkiloo]

No doubt Settler's up to more copy and paste.
There's a good boy....

[Settler]

" U.S. Marines - Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins Dating Club."

" U.S. Air Force - Travel Agents To Allah"

"Stop Global Whining"

"When In Doubt, Empty The Magazine"

"Naval Corollary: Dead Men Don't Testify."

"The Marine Corps - When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight"

"Death Smiles At Everyone - Marines Smile Back"

"Marine Sniper - You can run, but you'll just die tired!"

"What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist? A Little Recoil"

"Marines - Providing Enemies of America an Opportunity To Die For their Country Since 1775"

"Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It"

"Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon"

"Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Vulgar Brawl"

"One Shot, Twelve Kills - U.S. Naval Gun Fire Support"

"My Kid Fought In Iraq So Your Kid Can Party In College"

"Machine Gunners - Accuracy By Volume"

"A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy - Blessed Be The Peacemakers"

"If You Can Read This, Thank A Teacher. If You Can Read It In English, Thank A Veteran"

"Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world. But the U.S. ARMED FORCES don't have that problem." - Ronald Reagan

[Settler]

Whats the shortest book in the world?................ The book on Italian war heros

[White Boi]

 

[Settler]

WISDOM - FROM MILITARY MANUALS

 'If the enemy is in range, so are you.' - Infantry Journal
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 'It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.' - U.S. Air Force Manual
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 'Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons.' - General MacArthur
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 'You, you, and you ... Panic. The rest of you, come with me.' - U.S. Marine Corp Gunnery Sgt.
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 'Tracers work both ways.' - U.S. Army Ordnance
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 'Five second fuses only last three seconds.' - Infantry Journal
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 'Any ship can be a minesweeper. Once!'
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 'Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do.' - Unknown Marine
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 'If you see a bomb technician running, follow him.' - USAF Ammo Troop
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 'Though I Fly Through the Valley of Death, I Shall Fear No Evil. For I am at 80,000 Feet and Climbing.'
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 'You've never been lost until you've been lost at Mach 3.' - Paul F. Crickmore (test pilot)
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 'The only time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire.'
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 'If the wings are traveling faster than the fuselage, it's probably a helicopter -- and therefore, unsafe.'
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 'When one engine fails on a twin-engine airplane you always have enough power left to get you to the scene of the crash.'
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 'Even with ammunition, the USAF is just another expensive flying club.'
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 'What is the similarity between air traffic controllers and pilots? If a pilot screws up, the pilot dies; If ATC screws up, .... The pilot dies.'
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 'Never trade luck for skill.'
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 The three most common expressions (or famous last words) in aviation are: 'Why is it doing that?', 'Where are we?' And 'Oh S...!'
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 'Friendly fire - isn't'
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 'Airspeed, altitude and brains. Two are always needed to successfully complete the flight.'
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 'Mankind has a perfect record in aviation; we never left one up there!'
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 'Flying the airplane is more important than radioing your plight to a person on the ground incapable of understanding or doing anything about it.'
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 'The Piper Cub is the safest airplane in the world; it can just barely kill you.' - Attributed to Max Stanley (Northrop test pilot)
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 'There is no reason to fly through a thunderstorm in peacetime.' Sign over squadron ops desk at Davis-Monthan AFB, AZ, 1970
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 'If something hasn't broken on your helicopter, it's about to.'
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 'You know that your landing gear is up and locked when it takes full power to taxi to the terminal.'
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 As the test pilot climbs out of the experimental aircraft, having torn off the wings and tail in the crash landing, the crash truck arrives, the rescuer sees a bloodied pilot and asks 'What happened?'.
 The pilot's reply: 'I don't know, I just got here myself!' - Attributed to Ray Crandell (Lockheed test pilot)

[White Boi]

 

[Kerneels]

51 years ago Herman James, a North Carolina Mountain Man, was drafted into the Army.

On his first day of basic training, the Army issued Herman a comb.
That afternoon the Army sheared off all his hair.

On the second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush.
That afternoon, the Army Dentist yanked out seven of his teeth.

On the third day, the Army issued Herman with a jockstrap.

The Army have been looking for Herman for 51 years!